Dare to Be the Queen of Your Own Sh*t Show T-Shirt 🇦🇺

Dare to Be the Queen of Your Own Sh*t Show

This one’s for the queens holding it all together with dry shampoo, sarcasm, and maybe a cheeky wine. 👑🍷
Life’s a bit of a mess? Fabulous. You were born to rule it.

Whether you’re juggling 100 tabs (literally and emotionally), running late with an iced coffee in hand, or just vibing through the chaos — this tee is your crown in cotton form.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717, it’s ultra-soft, vintage-washed, and oversized for that “I woke up like this (but make it funny and cute)” energy.

💖 Perfect for gift-giving! Got a bestie who thrives in beautiful disaster mode? She needs this.

♻️ Sustainably made, ethically sourced. Because you can slay chaos and still care about the planet. 🌏

✨ Product Deets:
✔️ Comfort Colors 1717 = ultra-soft, vintage-washed perfection.
✔️ Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk = lived-in feel from day one.
✔️ Relaxed fit, worn oversized = perfect for effortless style.
✔️ No side seams = sleek, flattering fit.
✔️ Ribbed knit collar = keeps its shape (no sad, stretched-out necklines here!).
✔️ Shoulder tape = No weird stretching, just a perfect fit.
✔️ Durable, smooth fabric = Your chaotic queen design stays bold and beautiful.
✔️ Made with ethically sourced cotton for sustainable fashion.

⚠️ Sizing Matters, Bestie! ⚠️
This tee has a relaxed, oversized fit, so if you love that effortlessly slouchy look, stick to your normal size. Want it more fitted? Size down. Check the size chart AND watch our sizing video before ordering! Since all our tees are custom-made just for you, we don’t accept returns or exchanges unless the product is faulty.

⚡ Custom Made Just for You! ⚡
Each tee is printed on demand—aka, made especially for you!

🌏 Locally Produced. All our products are made and shipped from within the USA, Australia, or the UK—so you get your goodies faster, and we keep things local where possible.

📦 Let’s Talk Shipping!
Shipping charges are set by our lovely suppliers, and we don’t make a cent off shipping costs—because transparency is key at MummaPinks. What you pay is exactly what it costs to get your tee to you!

😩 Issue with your order? We got you, bestie! If your tee arrives with a fault, email us ASAP at team@mummapinks.com.au, and we’ll make it right.

🧼 Care Instructions:
✔️ Machine wash cold with like colors (garment-dyed fabric may bleed on the first wash).
✔️ Tumble dry low for best results.
✔️ Do not bleach—preserve that vintage-dyed goodness!
✔️ Do not dry clean—keep it casual.
✔️ Avoid ironing directly on the design (unless distressing your tee is the goal, bestie!).

So go ahead, fix your crown and run the damn circus — this tee’s your uniform. 👑🔥

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Sizing:

Classic fix, unisex Adult Sizing.
Always check the size chart to ensure you are ordering the correct size.
Double check your sizing from one of your current favourite T-Shirts – by measuring your own, and match to your preferred size.

All measurements are approximations. Shirt may be within 1" of the dimensions listed.

Washing instructions:

Wash inside out, machine wash warm (Max 40)

Do not iron

Do not dry clean